The Nico Station

A few of the new error messages that were taken under consideration during the development of the Windows XP operating system…

• Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

• Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

• BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding.

• Close your eyes and press escape three times.

• File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

• Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

• Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

• Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

• Windows message: “Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)”

• Windows VirusScan 1.0 – “Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)”

1) You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!”
* That’s Direct Marketing.
2) You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
“He’s very rich. Marry him.”
* That’s Advertising.
3) You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”
* That’s Telemarketing.
4) You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m very rich. Will you marry me?”
* That’s Public Relations.
5) You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich..”
*That’s Brand Recognition.
6) You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “I’m rich. Marry me”
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
* That’s Customer Feedback !!!!!