The Nico Station

1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,don’t think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.”

"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?"
Life came at me fast and I had to grow up fast to cope. I hit a few bumps in the road, fell on my ass, dusted it off, and made a new dance move. Repeating mistakes because "we’re young" is a copout. Even with time, you’ll never get any better at fucking up and practice does NOT make perfect; practice makes permanent. Life is your dress rehearsal and show all at once. You can’t associate maturity with age, or even experience, but instead with how you handle yourself at all times.
"People are like stained glass windows; their beauty only shows if there’s a light within."
When karma comes around she tends to be on my side so that signifies I must be doing right. I’m waiting to meet up with her and kick "Life’s" ass.
Do you feel so demasculinated by your own sexual orientation that you have to use the term "straight acting"? What a slap in the face, hypocrite. News Flash: Someone being femme doesn’t make them gayer than you. You have no reason to not be comfortable unless there’s something not right with yourself.
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind."
Flirting is fun and fine, but if you’re giving the same impression to multiple romantic interests then you’re diluting everything. Don’t bark up my tree. I’m a one guy kind of guy.
"If it’s something you’ll regret in the morning, sleep in late."

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